The Court has heard many troubling confessions from this bench, but the phrase "leverage the appraisal energy" has caused Reginald physical pain in a location he cannot identify. Let the record show that a man who has NEVER PURCHASED PROPERTY was permitted to infiltrate a real estate negotiation like some kind of podcast-brained poltergeist, whispering wealth manifestation nonsense into the ears of buyers who were ALREADY UNDER CONTRACT. The buyer's agent relayed this information "like a fun fact" and not as the five-alarm dumpster fire it so clearly was, which suggests a fundamental breakdown in the agent's ability to distinguish between casual conversation and PROFESSIONAL MALPRACTICE ADJACENT BEHAVIOR. Twelve hundred dollars a month, and this charlatan's grand strategy was "wait forty-eight hours and they'll cave," a negotiation tactic The Court's Roomba bailiff Order could have generated by bumping into a wall repeatedly. The retired couple walked, as they should have, because they possess something this so-called coach will never understand: the dignity of people who have actually closed a transaction. This Court once paid nine hundred dollars to a man who promised to teach me "judicial presence" through breathwork, so I understand the allure of expensive nonsense, but I EVENTUALLY STOPPED PAYING HIM, which puts me ahead of these buyers who are still writing checks to a man who turned their home purchase into a "teaching moment." The gavel falls, Order is circling the bench aggressively, and Reginald must now go lie down.