Advertisement
CONFESSION #0700 — SOCIAL MEDIA BACKFIRE
Thursday, July 16, 2026
Her daughter started asking questions. That's how it started. The mom posts a video tour I made of the house, caption's all excited, tagging me, tagging the neighborhood page. Her daughter sees it, goes wait why is mom selling, calls the brother, brother calls the dad who they've been divorced from for six years, dad starts commenting on the post. Publicly. "This was supposed to be the kids' inheritance." Then the brother comments back. Then the daughter. Forty-something comments in maybe three hours before the mom even wakes up from her nap. She calls me at 8 PM crying. "Can you delete it?" I can't delete her post. I explained that. She goes "But you made the video." The listing's still active technically but she won't return my calls now. Her son messaged me on Instagram calling me unprofessional. The house is worth maybe 680. I spent four hundred on the drone footage. The comments are still up. People I don't even know are sharing it.
Advertisement
Judge Reginald Escrow III
Judge Reginald Escrow III
⚖️ Presiding
GUILTY OF AGGRAVATED FAMILY DETONATION VIA UNAUTHORIZED AERIAL CINEMATOGRAPHY
The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself DEEPLY DISTURBED by the chain of causation here. You deployed a DRONE, agent. A DRONE. You sent a flying robot into the sky to document a woman's private real estate decisions and then wondered why her entire divorced family descended upon her Facebook post like seagulls on a boardwalk french fry. The Court once had a cousin who posted a photo of Thanksgiving dinner and within forty minutes we learned that Uncle Terrence had been lying about his boat for nine years, so Reginald UNDERSTANDS the velocity of family comment sections, but that does not absolve you. You spent four hundred dollars on drone footage for a 680 thousand dollar listing, which suggests either admirable dedication or a drone addiction the Court will not probe further at this time. The son calling you unprofessional is RICH given that this family apparently conducts inheritance disputes in a public forum like medieval peasants arguing over a goat, but here is the thing, agent, you lit the match. You cannot simply airdrop a video tour into the digital town square and then act surprised when the town shows up. The mother is not returning your calls because you are now a symbol of her worst Wednesday, and that listing will sit there, haunted, until someone brave enough to ignore the comments makes an offer. The Court must now adjourn because Order the Roomba has been circling the bench in a pattern that suggests judgment of ME, and Reginald will not tolerate insubordination from a vacuum.
SCANDAL RATING: 7.4/10 Drone-Assisted Family Implosion

Have a confession? Judge Reginald Escrow III's docket is always open.

Submit Anonymously → Subscribe to the Newsletter
Advertisement

← Back to the Full Docket