The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the cascading failures on display. You were on VACATION, counsel, while a stuffed peacock was mounting a hostile takeover of this listing — and Reginald uses the word "mounting" with GREAT DISCOMFORT given its current bedroom placement. Let the record show that when a seller requests a specific taxidermied bird from a staging company, that is not a design choice, that is a CRY FOR HELP, and you answered that cry by apparently doing NOTHING for six weeks while this feathered corpse migrated through the home like some sort of dead bird Roomba. The Court once had a client who insisted on displaying her collection of decorative plates featuring wolves, and I told her NO, because I am a JUDGE and I understand boundaries, unlike SOME people in this courtroom. You have allowed three separate humans to attend an open house specifically to gawk at poultry remains, which means you are no longer selling real estate, you are operating an unlicensed natural history museum with a For Sale sign. This Court hereby orders the immediate removal of the peacock to a location no closer than forty feet from any MLS listing, and further orders you to explain to this widow that her late husband's memory would be better served by a PRICE REDUCTION than by a bird that is currently committing crimes against the primary suite. The gavel has spoken and Reginald must now go lie down.