The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the sheer audacity on display here, though NOT from the confessor, no no no, from this PHANTOM MENACE of a buyer's agent who apparently stores her wiring instructions like Reginald stores his ex-wife's casserole recipes, which is to say INCORRECTLY and FROM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ERA OF MY LIFE. You paid for a HOTEL out of your own commission because this woman sent three hundred and forty thousand dollars to Phoenix like it was a POSTCARD TO A DISTANT AUNT, and then she had the UNMITIGATED GALL to leave you a two-star review, which The Court must note is the exact rating I once gave a ceiling fan that refused to oscillate with conviction. I cite here the landmark case of Wire Instructions v. Basic Professional Competence, 2019, in which the court held that if you are going to ruin lives with outdated documents you should at least have the DECENCY to answer your phone while doing so. The Court finds the confessor INNOCENT of all wrongdoing and instead issues a bench warrant for whoever taught that buyer's agent how to use email. This ruling is final, and Reginald must now go lie down because this one genuinely upset him.