The Court has seen some brazen acts of decorative revisionism in its time, but claiming a HomeGoods chandelier as a family heirloom is the kind of audacity that makes Reginald question everything he thought he knew about staging. This Court WATCHED YOU HANG IT, madam. This Court has EYES. The grandmother defense is inadmissible when the grandmother in question is named "HomeGoods Clearance Section, Aisle 7." Furthermore, the leak to the buyer's agent suggests someone in this transaction has loose lips, and The Court will not speculate but WILL note that chandeliers cannot make phone calls, so the math is simple. The eight hundred dollar renegotiation represents what we in the legal profession call "finding out after around," and frankly this seller deserved every penny of that loss. But the doorbell, THE DOORBELL, this is where Reginald must pause because I once had a neighbor who took a mailbox and I have never recovered, never, the betrayal lives in me still. The Court finds this confession deliciously petty and rules that all future staging items must be photographed next to a notarized statement confirming zero deceased relatives were involved in their purchase.