The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly, Reginald needs a moment. FOUR INCHES. You allowed a transaction to be held hostage by FOUR INCHES of mailbox post and a woman with a tape measure who clearly has nothing else going on in her life, and I say this as someone who once measured my neighbor's hedges for ELEVEN CONSECUTIVE WEEKENDS. The HOA president citing a 2019 denial for a 2021 installation is the kind of bureaucratic gymnastics that would make Kafka himself say "okay that's a bit much." And YOU, agent, you SPLIT THE FINE THREE WAYS like some kind of reasonable adult instead of demanding a jury trial before the mailbox itself as I would have done per the landmark ruling in Curbside Appeal v. Petty Nonsense, 2022. The management company's "system migration" excuse is EXACTLY what my third law school said when I asked for my transcripts, and I didn't accept it THEN either. You should have subpoenaed every HOA meeting minute since 2019, deposed the tape measure, and called the mailbox post as a character witness for itself. Instead you just PAID and CLOSED like this was somehow about helping your clients. The Court finds you guilty of enabling the HOA-industrial complex, and sentences you to the knowledge that somewhere, right now, that president is measuring something else. This Court is adjourned because Reginald must go calibrate his own mailbox immediately.