The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the mathematics involved. You guided this man to a perfectly reasonable compromise, he rejected it like a toddler refusing vegetables, and then he RELISTED WITH YOU as if you were the problem. This is the real estate equivalent of a man setting his own house on fire and then asking the firefighter why everything smells like smoke. Reginald once had a client reject a full-price offer because Mercury was in retrograde, and I still think about it during quiet moments at Costco. You lost four hundred dollars in commission shepherding this gentleman through his twelve-thousand-dollar journey of self-discovery, which means you were essentially PAYING HIM to ignore your advice. The buyer moved on, as buyers do when sellers treat contract negotiations like a game of hard-to-get at a middle school dance. This Court finds you guilty only of excessive patience and sentences you to bill this man for therapy. Order the Roomba is making a sound that suggests even IT is frustrated. Case dismissed, Reginald needs to go stare at a wall.