The Court is APOPLECTIC. Let Reginald be absolutely clear: the phrase "they thought closing meant something different" is not a defense, it is a CONFESSION OF CRIMES AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. In the landmark case of Calendar v. People Who Cannot Read One, this Court established that dates are not suggestions, they are DATES, and yet here we have sellers who apparently believed "closing" meant "the beginning of a leisurely consideration period." I myself once had a contractor tell me the kitchen would be done "Tuesday-ish" and I did not speak to another human being for eleven days, so I UNDERSTAND the rage coursing through your veins. "That sounds like a your-clients problem" is the kind of sentence that makes The Court want to audit someone's continuing education credits with PREJUDICE. And then, AND THEN, the audacity of "thanks for your flexibility" as if you had all participated in some collaborative yoga retreat rather than a hostage negotiation where your buyers paid fourteen hundred dollars in ransom to people who could not locate a cardboard box in forty-five days. The Council of Gavels has deliberated and we find the other agent guilty of practicing real estate while fundamentally unclear on what real estate IS. Reginald must now go lie down.