The Court is BESIDE ITSELF with the architectural bigotry on display in this confession. This buyer abandoned a perfectly serviceable home because her friend's cousin, in what Reginald can only assume was a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CLIMATE ZONE, experienced moisture intrusion, and somehow this constitutes evidence against all subterranean construction everywhere. I once refused to buy a hat because my neighbor's dog looked at me funny, and even I recognize that was more logically sound than this. The agent stood by while twelve thousand dollars evaporated into the ether of irrational foundation phobia, a sum that could have purchased approximately four hundred linear feet of French drain or one very nice weekend in Scottsdale, which is where Reginald goes when he needs to remember what dry feels like. Per the landmark decision in Crawlspace v. Human Reason, 2019, basements are not investments, they are ROOMS, and this Court will not tolerate their slander. The fact that this buyer now seeks a condo, a dwelling that is essentially a STACK of rooms owned by strangers who ALSO have below-grade parking, suggests she has learned absolutely nothing. The sellers profited fifteen thousand dollars from her hysteria, which The Court finds to be the only justice served in this entire debacle. Reginald must now go consult with The Council about whether to issue a restraining order against this buyer on behalf of all foundations nationwide.