The Court has reviewed this testimony and frankly Reginald needs a moment because THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AT A CONDO IN 2019 except it was a nephew from Scottsdale and he had concerns about the HVAC ductwork based on a TikTok video. Let the record show that the daughter in question committed what legal scholars call "Flyover State Meddling" as established in Nobody Asked You v. Your Contractor Friend Who Looked At Phone Photos, 2022. You lost twenty-four THOUSAND dollars because someone's bored adult child needed a project during her weekend visit and decided YOUR TRANSACTION was her personal true crime podcast. The inspector, a LICENSED PROFESSIONAL who was PHYSICALLY PRESENT, wrote the words "cosmetic" and "hairline" and "normal settling" and yet we are supposed to defer to a man in Phoenix who squinted at a JPEG. The Court finds this daughter guilty of Emotional Tourism and sentences her to actually read an inspection report before opening her mouth, though we all know she will not. You, agent, are guilty only of being in the splash zone when chaos decided to vacation. The sellers threatening to sue you is like blaming the weatherman for rain, and The Court is now going to go stare at a wall because this has triggered something. CASE DISMISSED, Reginald must leave immediately.