The Court is APOPLECTIC. You left a door unlocked because your PHONE was DYING? Reginald once presided over a case where a Roomba was accused of territorial aggression and even THAT defendant showed more responsibility than you have demonstrated here. You created what legal scholars call a "come on in and destroy everything" situation, then filed a report suggesting some mysterious intruder materialized through solid walls like a ghost with a vendetta against hardwood floors. The Court has seen staging lamps, and while they are often overpriced and occasionally hideous, they did not deserve this fate, and NEITHER DID THOSE FLOORS. Hardwood buckling is not just property damage, it is a CRIME AGAINST THE VERY CONCEPT OF RESALE VALUE, and I should know because I once wept openly at a listing where someone had painted over original oak trim. You wanted to get home, and now a seller has buckled dining room floors and three weeks of her life she will never recover, and somewhere a throw pillow sits in a pawn shop wondering what it did to deserve this. The Court finds your confession not just damning but EXHAUSTING, and Reginald must now adjourn to consult with The Council about whether doors should simply be abolished entirely.