The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly Reginald needs a moment because THIS IS THE MOST ENABLING BEHAVIOR I HAVE WITNESSED SINCE MY COUSIN KEPT LENDING HIS LAWNMOWER TO A NEIGHBOR WHO OPENLY HATED HIM. Thirty houses. THIRTY HOUSES. That is not a client relationship, that is a hostage situation where you have developed Stockholm Syndrome and your captor does not even have the decency to show up for the ransom exchange. You brought them back to the table TWICE after they had already demonstrated the negotiating style of a raccoon with commitment issues, and then they GHOSTED THE CLOSING as if a legally binding real estate transaction was a Hinge date they got bored with during appetizers. The Court cites the landmark case of Doormat Realty v. People Who Clearly See You Coming, 2019, in which it was established that rescuing a deal more than once for a buyer who has already sabotaged it constitutes professional self-harm. I myself once tried to help a difficult party seventeen times before realizing they were simply a chaos agent sent to test me, and that party was a municipal zoning board, so at least there was paperwork. This Court hereby orders you to delete this person's number, touch grass, and understand that some closings are meant to be ghosted BY YOU FIRST. The gavel has spoken and Reginald is taking the rest of the afternoon off because this one hurt.