The Court is APOPLECTIC. Let Reginald be perfectly clear: this is not a crawl space, this is an UNAUTHORIZED INDOOR POND, and someone in that household made the conscious decision to install drainage infrastructure and then ABANDON IT LIKE A HOUSEPLANT THEY GOT BORED OF. The audacity of unplugging a sump pump and leaving the extension cord coiled nearby as if to taunt future inspectors is the kind of evidence that makes The Council of Gavels WEEP. I once had a cousin who ignored a slow leak in his basement for six years and now he lives in what can only be described as a mushroom terrarium with a mortgage, and THIS SELLER is walking that same soggy path toward structural perdition. Sixty-two thousand dollars in remediation and this person asks about NEW PHOTOS? What are we photographing, the mold colonies? Shall we stage the rotting support beams with some decorative throw pillows? As established in Standing Water v. Basic Human Accountability, 2022, the presence of a deliberately unplugged sump pump constitutes premeditated negligence with submarine characteristics, and The Court finds this entire situation to be an affront to both real estate ethics and the fundamental concept of dry land. Reginald must now adjourn to scream into a pillow embroidered with the word DISCLOSURE.