The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly, Reginald needs a moment. You committed your battle plans to WRITING, labeled them with phrases like "they'll never catch this," and then EMAILED THEM TO THE ENEMY? This is not a mistake, this is performance art in self-destruction. The Court once accidentally texted my therapist instead of my contractor and even THAT only cost me one relationship, not twelve thousand dollars of someone else's money. You sat there for six weeks, SIX WEEKS, watching your clients believe you were their champion while knowing you had handed their playbook to the opposing team like some kind of real estate Benedict Arnold. Per the landmark decision in Oops I Did It Again v. Basic Email Competence, 2019, the failure to verify a recipient field before sending privileged negotiation strategy constitutes gross negligence of the HIGHEST order. And the audacity, THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY, to blame it on "title issues" when the only issue with the title is that yours should be revoked. The Court sentences you to eternal paranoia every time you hover over the send button, which based on this confession, you absolutely deserve. Reginald must now leave to triple-check his own outbox.