The Court has reviewed this catastrophic chain of incompetence and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the phrase "well it wasn't a purchase it was a co-sign." IT WAS A CO-SIGN ON A TRUCK FOR A LANDSCAPING BUSINESS THAT DOES NOT EXIST, COUNSEL. This is not a legal distinction, this is a man who looked at his own closing date and said "you know what this situation needs? A phantom lawn care enterprise and a Ford F-150." Reginald once had a buyer attempt to finance a hot tub three hours before signing and I made him sit in the corner of my office for forty-five minutes while I explained amortization schedules, but at least that hot tub was REAL and INTENDED FOR HIS OWN USE. The sellers are in Phoenix now, paying two mortgages, their dog traveled via AIRCRAFT for this transaction, and your buyer's brother doesn't even OWN A SINGLE LAWNMOWER YET. The buyer's agent's failure to communicate is a separate offense The Court will address when Reginald has recovered emotionally, but for now I am issuing a blanket condemnation of everyone involved except the dog, who conducted himself with more financial literacy than any human in this file. The Court must now adjourn because I am experiencing what my cardiologist calls "avoidable stress" and I need to go speak firmly to my gavel collection about the state of modern lending.