The Court has seen clerical errors before, but THIS — this is not a clerical error, this is a DOMESTIC TERRORISM OF DIGITS. You have single-handedly invented a new category of victim: the innocent bystander homeowner who was MINDING HER OWN BUSINESS, probably drinking coffee, thinking about her garden, completely UNAWARE that her foundation was plotting against her until YOUR inspector showed up like some kind of structural harbinger of doom. Reginald himself once transposed a hotel room number and walked in on a family eating continental breakfast in their underwear, so I UNDERSTAND the chaos that two reversed digits can unleash, but I did not then LEAVE THAT FAMILY with fifteen thousand dollars worth of existential dread. And your buyer — YOUR BUYER — has the audacity to ask if they can just pivot to the psychological crime scene next door like this is some kind of real estate buffet? The 412 owner was going to sell NEXT YEAR, blissfully ignorant, and now she lies awake at night listening to her basement BREATHE. You have given this woman the forbidden knowledge, and for that, The Court finds you guilty of inflicting what we in the legal community call Involuntary Foundation Enlightenment, which I am citing from the landmark case of Whoops v. That Poor Woman's Peace of Mind, 2024. This Court is adjourned because I need to go check my own basement now and I am FURIOUS about it.