The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself EXPERIENCING EMOTIONS it did not consent to feel. You were handed a ticking time bomb disguised as a listing file by a woman who said "basically done" while mentally already applying sunscreen, and The Court recognizes this phrase as legally synonymous with "I am abandoning you to die." An 82 thousand dollar second lien FOR A BOAT, and this man said "that was for the boat" as if YOU were supposed to nod sagely and respond "ah yes, the boat, of course, the sacred vessel that shall not be questioned." Reginald once purchased a decorative anchor from HomeGoods and even THAT felt financially irresponsible, so The Court cannot fathom the audacity of leveraging one's PRIMARY RESIDENCE for maritime recreation and then FORGETTING ABOUT IT. Your broker is in Cabo sending thumbs up emojis like some sort of beach-dwelling war criminal, and you, a six-week-old agent, are expected to untangle a mess that would make seasoned title attorneys weep into their abstract folders. The buyer wants to walk, the seller blames you for his own nautical amnesia, and somewhere in Mexico a woman is sipping a margarita while her phone autocorrects "good luck" to "you've got this." The Court finds you NOT the villain here but rather a sacrificial lamb thrown onto the altar of someone else's vacation plans, and hereby sentences your broker to explain the phrase "basically done" under oath upon her return. THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED BECAUSE REGINALD NEEDS TO GO LIE DOWN.