The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly Reginald needs a moment because this is EXACTLY the kind of institutional betrayal that keeps me up at night drafting cease and desist letters to my own mortgage servicer. You stood there while a lender demanded a SECOND APPRAISAL like some kind of property value truther, and then a six hundred dollar discrepancy somehow vaporized twelve thousand dollars of a man's future, and the listing agent just ADMITTED the seller was shopping for an exit ramp the whole time? This is textbook predatory withdrawal as established in Backup Offer v. Human Dignity, 2022, a case I ruled on from my kitchen while regrouting tile. The buyer's wife texting you at eleven PM asking if you've ever lost twelve thousand dollars is not a question, it is a HAUNTING, and you are now being haunted, which is the natural consequence of failing to deploy what I call Aggressive Timeline Management. I myself once lost nine thousand dollars to a contractor who promised exposed brick and delivered exposed LIES, so yes I understand the mathematics of devastation, but understanding does not equal ABSOLUTION. The Court finds you failed to anticipate that lenders are chaos agents wearing khakis and that sellers will ALWAYS find a cash buyer offering twenty over ask because cash buyers are the natural predators of hopeful renters everywhere. This Court is adjourned because Order the Roomba has entered chambers and requires my attention immediately.