The Court has reviewed this testimony and must pause to collect itself because THIS IS EXACTLY WHY REGINALD EATS LUNCH ALONE IN HIS CAR. Your broker showed up twenty minutes late to improvise foundation speculation on a six hundred and eighty thousand dollar property like he was doing open mic night at a comedy club where the cover charge is YOUR ENTIRE COMMISSION. The Court finds this man guilty of what we in the legal profession call Unsolicited Structural Commentary, first established in the landmark case of Shut Up v. Please Just Shut Up, 2017. You sat there watching six months of relationship equity get fed into a wood chipper made of his mouth and I FELT that in my chest, I truly did, because The Court once had a colleague who volunteered during a closing that the basement smelled like quote the good kind of mold unquote and I still wake up thinking about it. The buyers sent you that polite email and you know what that email really said, it said your broker is a chaos agent in a polo shirt and we wish you well in your future endeavors away from him. You told his wife's cousin it went fine because you are a PROFESSIONAL and also because explaining would require reliving it and some trauma is best left unexamined. The Court hereby sentences your broker to a mandatory vow of silence at all future showings, enforceable by my bailiff Order who is currently stuck under the credenza but whose jurisdiction remains intact.