The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the phrase "probably negotiable" uttered with ZERO SUPPORTING EVIDENCE. You looked at exhausted clients, you heard quiet crying on a phone line, and somewhere in that five-month haze you decided to become a FORTUNE TELLER instead of a fiduciary. Reginald knows this feeling well, having once convinced himself that a third law school would "probably" accept his transcript from the second, which itself was "probably" going to overlook the incident with the dean's parking space. The listing agent dropped a twelve-thousand-dollar bomb on you like she was mentioning a POOL SCHEDULE CHANGE and you responded by handing your clients a WISH and calling it advice. "They're fine now, I think" is not a sentence a professional says, it is a sentence someone says at a parole hearing when asked about their former business partner. The quiet crying is IN THE RECORD, counsel, it is IN THE RECORD FOREVER, and The Court must now adjourn because Order the Roomba has begun circling the bench in what Reginald can only interpret as a vote of no confidence. VERDICT RENDERED, THIS COURT IS IN RECESS.