The Court has witnessed many forms of chaos in its distinguished tenure, but THIS — this is paint-based psychological warfare. Your seller didn't just repaint a living room, she conducted a four-act tragedy in latex semi-gloss while an innocent buyer's mortgage rate BLED OUT on the floor. Gray to beige to sage to beige-that-wasn't-beige back to GRAY? GRAY? We ended where we STARTED? Reginald once dated a woman who couldn't commit to a restaurant, and even SHE eventually picked the Olive Garden. This seller treated Benjamin Moore like a roulette wheel and your buyer paid eleven hundred American dollars for the privilege of watching her spin it. The Court cites the landmark decision in Sherwin v. Williams (2019), which clearly established that "thou shalt not make a rate lock expire over vibes." You should have confiscated that paint roller after the second coat, but instead you let this woman wage a one-woman war against the concept of object permanence. The gavel falls, Order the Roomba is circling ominously, and Reginald must now go stare at his own walls in silence.