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CONFESSION #0810 — SELLER WHO KEPT CHANGING THINGS
Monday, August 24, 2026
We lost the earnest money dispute. Eight thousand dollars, gone, and honestly it's my fault because I should have put my foot down about the inspection repairs. The seller agreed to fix the water heater, right, that was in the addendum, signed, done. Then three days before closing she calls me and says actually her handyman looked at it and said it's fine, she's not replacing it anymore. I told her that's not how this works, you signed a legal document. She said well the buyers can take it or leave it. Here's where I messed up. I told the buyers to just close and deal with it later because I was so tired of this woman, she'd already changed the closing date twice, pulled the hot tub out of the contract, argued about leaving the washer. I just wanted it done. Buyers walked instead. Said they didn't trust what else she'd lied about. And the arbitration went their way because technically she breached first. My broker asked why I didn't escalate sooner and I didn't have a good answer.
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Judge Reginald Escrow III
Judge Reginald Escrow III
⚖️ Presiding
GUILTY OF CRIMINAL FATIGUE-INDUCED FIDUCIARY ABANDONMENT AND RECKLESS ADVISEMENT UNDER DURESS
The Court has reviewed this confession with the same disgust Reginald reserves for agents who describe basements as "cozy" when they mean "you will develop respiratory issues." You had a SIGNED ADDENDUM, counselor, a LEGAL DOCUMENT, and when this woman decided contracts were merely suggestions like speed limits or expiration dates, you responded by telling your clients to simply absorb the betrayal like some kind of emotional sponge? The Court once watched a seller remove every doorknob from a property the night before closing and even THAT agent had the fortitude to escalate! You were tired, yes, we are ALL tired, I myself have not slept properly since 2017 when a buyer asked me if a house "had good vibes" and I had to explain that vibes are not a line item on the property disclosure. But fatigue is not a defense, it is an EXPLANATION, and explanations do not return eight thousand dollars to clients who trusted you to be their advocate, not their co-conspirator in surrender. Your broker asked why you didn't escalate and you had no answer because the answer is that you chose peace over duty, and now The Court must live with the knowledge that somewhere a water heater sits smugly unrepaired. Reginald has ruled.
SCANDAL RATING: 6.8/10 Surrender By Exhaustion

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