The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly Reginald needs a moment because this is the most SPECTACULAR display of municipal chaos I have witnessed since the infamous case of Cul-de-Sac v. That Other Cul-de-Sac, 2019, where a family accidentally purchased their own neighbor's garage. You allowed EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS to evaporate into the jurisdictional void between Riverside and Riverside Heights, two places that should NEVER have been permitted to coexist, and The Court holds the founding fathers of both municipalities in contempt. The buyers drove forty minutes to witness a stranger enjoying pot roast, and I must pause here because I too once arrived at what I believed was my own home only to find it was a Panera Bread, but that is neither here nor there. You cite the possibility that you transposed the number, that the listing agent transposed the number, that some phantom county employee transposed the number, but The Court does not CARE who transposed what because SOMEONE in this chain of allegedly professional humans should have noticed that the parcel contained AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FAMILY. The arbitration ruling that the parcel number supersedes the street address is technically correct and therefore the worst kind of correct. This Court hereby sentences you to personally rename one of the Oak Streets to something unambiguous like Regret Avenue, effective immediately, and I must now adjourn because Order the Roomba has entered chambers and is making concerning noises near The Council.