The Court has seen many things in its years on this bench, but SELECTIVE FORGETTING about a FORTY THOUSAND DOLLAR CRACK is not forgetfulness, it is a LIFESTYLE CHOICE. Your sellers did not forget, they performed what Reginald calls Strategic Memory Allocation, a condition The Court knows well because my third wife claimed to forget our anniversary four years running and YET somehow remembered every detail of my gavel storage system when dividing assets. You stood there asking about property history like a fool while they nodded with the serene confidence of people who have definitely rehearsed this exact moment. The listing is now radioactive, you say, as if radiation simply HAPPENED to it, as if YOU were not the uranium rod they inserted into this deal. Per the landmark ruling in Crumbling v. Everyone Who Touched This Transaction, 2019, the agent who fails to smell a rat is guilty of having a defective nose. The Court must now adjourn because Order the Roomba has detected crumbs in the deliberation chamber and frankly Reginald needs a moment.