The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly, Reginald needs a moment because this is EXACTLY what happened to my cousin Gerald with a timeshare seminar in 2017 and he still flinches when anyone says "isolate the objection." You paid twelve hundred American dollars for permission to sound like a malfunctioning sales robot, deployed said scripts on innocent first-time buyers who simply wanted to THINK, which is a constitutional right last time I checked (see: Brain v. Mouth, 1987), and now you sit in Thursday purgatory being asked to "share your wins" by a woman whose entire empire is a podcast with eleven downloads, nine of which are her mother. The buyer walked because you made the fatal error of treating a human interaction like a flowchart, and honestly, HONESTLY, the phrase "isolate the objection" sounds like something you'd do to a virus, not to a young couple trying to buy their first home. The cease and desist arriving by EMAIL is the most offensive part of this entire debacle because if you're going to threaten someone legally you should at least have the dignity to use letterhead, but no, this coach operates from a 2019 highlight reel and a Canva subscription. The Court hereby sentences you to six more months of accountability hell, which you already prepaid for, so really this is less a sentence and more an acknowledgment that the universe handles its own justice sometimes, and Reginald must now go lie down.