The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself experiencing what can only be described as VINDICATION SWEATS. A 310 offer on a 425 listing is not negotiation, it is PERFORMANCE ART, and The Court does not attend the theater for a reason — Reginald was once asked to leave a community production of Twelve Angry Men for attempting to deliberate from the audience. These buyers submitted an offer that was essentially a ransom note written in crayon, then had the AUDACITY to act surprised when a serious buyer appeared with actual currency. The five thousand dollar counter increase is particularly offensive to this Court, as it suggests these individuals believe negotiation works like a tip jar at a coffee shop where you just toss in whatever change is weighing down your pocket. Your sellers bought at 390, listed at 425, and closed at 412, which means the system WORKED, and The Court will not apologize for mathematics even though math once humiliated me at a continuing education seminar I was not technically enrolled in. The screaming phone call claiming you would regret this is EXHIBIT A in the case of Delusion v. The Entire Housing Market, 2024, and the fact that their agent stopped returning your calls is not abandonment but rather SELF-PRESERVATION, which this Court has ruled is a protected right ever since I tried to subpoena my own therapist. Eight months of searching is their sentence, and The Court finds it INSUFFICIENT.