We were three days from closing. Three days. And the buyer's cousin finds my Instagram post from like six months ago where I'm at a listing on the same street, different house, and I made some joke about the neighbors having a rooster. A rooster. Because they did, it was loud, it was funny at the time. Buyer's cousin screenshots it, sends it to the buyer, buyer calls me at 9pm asking if the neighborhood has noise issues. I explain it was a different property, completely different situation, the house we're closing on is quiet, I've been there multiple times at different hours. Doesn't matter. She wants a credit. Twelve thousand dollars because of a rooster joke about a house four doors down that she's not even buying. My broker's telling me I need to delete the post. I deleted it. Then she finds my TikTok, which I forgot I even had, where I did a tour of a flip that had some foundation work and I said something about how you gotta check the permits in this area. Not her house. Not even the same zip code. But now she wants an engineer out there. The seller is losing his mind because he already bought a condo, he's got movers scheduled, and this woman is treating my social media like a home inspection report. I stopped posting entirely. Just stopped. Eight years of building a following and now I post nothing because someone's cousin has too much time. We closed eventually but she got four thousand in credits and I paid half.