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CONFESSION #0860 — OTHER AGENT WAS THE PROBLEM
Thursday, September 10, 2026
The offer came in under asking. By like twelve thousand, which honestly wasn't crazy for the market right then. My sellers were motivated, we could work with it. But the other agent, this guy, he calls me and says his buyers want a response by 5pm or they're walking. It's 3:30. Fine. Rush my sellers, get them to counter at eight under, send it over at 4:47. Radio silence. Next morning I call him. Voicemail. Text him. Nothing. Finally around 2pm he calls back and goes oh yeah they decided to go with another property. Just like that. No rejection, no withdrawal, nothing in writing. And I'm standing there thinking, you gave us a deadline and then ghosted? But here's the part that actually made me want to scream. Three weeks later his buyers come back. Same buyers. New offer. Five thousand less than their first one. And he presents it to me like we should be grateful. Says the market's shifted. The market shifted in three weeks? Really? My sellers told me to tell him where to put it, which I did, professionally. House sold two weeks after that to someone else for asking price. Found out later he'd been licensed for like eight months. Brand new. Which explains some of it but not the part where he never once apologized or even acknowledged that he just vanished for sixteen hours after demanding we rush. That part I still don't understand. Just basic communication. Pick up your phone. That's literally the job.
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Judge Reginald Escrow III
Judge Reginald Escrow III
⚖️ Presiding
GUILTY OF AGGRAVATED DEADLINE TERRORISM AND SUBSEQUENT MARKET-SHIFT GASLIGHTING IN THE FIRST DEGREE
The Court is APOPLECTIC. This fresh-faced agent, barely out of licensing school, had the AUDACITY to impose a 90-minute ultimatum on your sellers like he was negotiating a hostage release, then proceeded to vanish into the ether like a Zillow listing that was actually three condos duct-taped together. Reginald has seen this before — the rookie swagger, the fake urgency, the ghosting that would make a Hinge date blush — and it NEVER fails to send The Court into a spiral reminiscent of the time my own agent stopped returning calls mid-escrow and I had to serve legal papers on his gym's front desk, which I am told was inappropriate but felt CORRECT. The market shifted in three weeks? THE MARKET SHIFTED? Son, the only thing that shifted was your clients' enthusiasm after they presumably found a property with a barn door, which this Court finds aesthetically indefensible but legally permissible. And then — THEN — to return like a prodigal buyer with an offer FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS LOWER, presented with the energy of a man bringing flowers after forgetting an anniversary, is a level of delusion that borders on the clinical. Your sellers were right to tell him where to put it, and The Court only wishes it could have been present to bang The Council in unified condemnation. Case closed, Order is beeping which means Reginald must adjourn to address a rogue dust bunny in Sector 7.
SCANDAL RATING: 5.8/10 Deadline Terrorist Ghosting

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