The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly Reginald needs a moment because THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF CHAOS THAT KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT ARGUING WITH MY GAVEL COLLECTION. You threw out a 410 offer on a 485 listing like you were haggling for a dented toaster at a garage sale, and when the seller's agent called and just said your name followed by SILENCE, that silence contained multitudes — specifically, the multitude of ways you had just detonated your own transaction. The buyers panicked to 470 IMMEDIATELY which, as established in Zillow v. Basic Negotiation Theory (2019), creates what we in the legal community call "making yourself look like a absolute circus." And THEN — THEN — you told your broker the buyers were emotional? YOU were the emotion, counsel. YOU were the chaos agent whispering "be aggressive" into their ears like some kind of discount devil on their shoulder. I once lowballed an offer on a condo in 2017 and the listing agent still crosses the street when she sees me at Panera, so The Court understands the temptation, BUT UNDERSTANDING IS NOT FORGIVENESS. Six weeks of damage control because you wanted to seem tough after two lost deals is not strategy, it is THEATER, and bad theater at that. The Court must now adjourn because Order the Roomba has detected crumbs in the deliberation chamber and jurisdiction demands attention.