The Court has reviewed this confession and must pause to collect itself because THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO REGINALD IN 2017 WITH A TIME MANAGEMENT COACH WHO SPENT FORTY-FIVE MINUTES DISCUSSING HIS BREAKFAST ROUTINE. Four hundred dollars for a man to tell you to send a photograph to a listing agent you have CLOSED SIX DEALS WITH is not coaching, it is a crime against the profession, against your wallet, and against the very concept of advice itself. The Court notes that your broker recommended this individual, which means your broker either hates you or has also been victimized and is now trapped in some kind of pyramid scheme of delusion. You paid four hundred dollars to hear about a Phoenix condo development while your buyers were bleeding out in a multiple offer situation, and the Court must ask: did you at any point simply HANG UP THE PHONE? In re: That One Open House, 2023, this Court established that paying for wisdom and receiving instead a man's highlight reel from the Obama administration constitutes compensable emotional damages. Your buyers lost by twelve thousand dollars, which means you could have offered that four hundred toward their escalation and still had enough left over for a sandwich and the dignity you surrendered to a man who wanted you to capture your clients energy in a JPEG. The Court finds you guilty but reserves its DEEPEST contempt for a coaching industry that has confused talking with helping, and Reginald must now go lie down.