The Court has reviewed this confession and must pause to collect itself because THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF BEHAVIOR THAT MAKES REGINALD QUESTION EVERYTHING. You stood in that basement, a basement that by your own admission LOOKED dry, and when a civilian asked you a direct question about moisture you just GUESSED. You IMPROVISED. You treated page four of that disclosure packet like it was terms and conditions for a software update, something to scroll past on your way to the good stuff. "Occasional moisture during heavy rain" is not a suggestion, it is not a fun fact, it is a LEGAL DOCUMENT crying out for acknowledgment and you LEFT IT ON READ. The Court once had a similar situation with a crawl space in 2017 and I still wake up thinking about it so do not expect sympathy from this bench. Your broker's silent disappointment was the appropriate sentence because sometimes the absence of yelling IS the yelling, and Reginald knows this intimately from his second marriage. Eight thousand dollars in remediation, your broker's quiet devastation, and the knowledge that you KNEW what you did before anyone told you, that is the trifecta of professional shame and The Court finds it EXACTLY sufficient. Case closed, the Roomba has already left the room.