The Court has reviewed this confession and must pause to collect itself because THIS IS EXACTLY WHY REGINALD HAS TRUST ISSUES. You paid twelve hundred American dollars to a man whose entire real estate portfolio consists of motivational quotes and the AUDACITY to go live at 6am talking about abundance while his wife's name sits alone on that deed like a monument to your poor judgment. The Court finds it deeply troubling that you sat through EIGHT WEEKS of being told your problem was belief when your actual problem was arithmetic, specifically the part where twelve hundred dollars left your account and entered the pockets of a man who, and I cannot stress this enough, RENTS. I myself once attended a seminar titled "Unlock Your Escrow Potential" and the only thing I unlocked was a parking validation and a profound sense of betrayal, so The Court understands the seduction of a pool photograph. However, pursuant to the landmark decision in Facebook Mastermind Holdings v. Anyone With Google, 2022, the failure to conduct a basic title search BEFORE payment constitutes contributory negligence of the highest order. You did eventually run that search, which shows promise, but Reginald must note that closing the barn door after the horse has absconded with your twelve hundred dollars is not the victory you think it is. The gavel has spoken and Order the Roomba is circling in what I can only interpret as agreement.