The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the sheer audacity of a seller who apparently believes pricing is a game of emotional ping-pong. Let the record show that "market conditions shifted" is not a legal defense, it is what Reginald's ex-wife said when she moved her pilates instructor into the pool house, and The Court did not accept it then either. You showed this woman TWENTY HOUSES since March, you shepherded her through the valley of granite versus quartz, and some listing agent with the negotiation skills of a malfunctioning thermostat torpedoed the entire enterprise with a counter-offer that defied basic arithmetic. The buyer retained counsel not because you failed but because the seller treated the transaction like a fever dream, and frankly the attorney's letter was the most rational response anyone had all month. That said, The Court is DEEPLY CONCERNED about your continued surveillance of the property and your thinly veiled satisfaction at the lawn's deterioration, which suggests you have not processed this loss in a healthy manner. I am issuing a judicial recommendation that you stop driving past that house immediately, though I understand you will not, because Reginald also still drives past the Coldwell Banker office that banned him and the hedges there are ALSO looking rough. Case dismissed, the bailiff needs charging.