The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself DEEPLY DISTURBED by the chaos that unfolded here. You allowed a staging company — a group of people whose ENTIRE JOB is to make empty houses look less sad — to commit what can only be described as reverse burglary, leaving your clients to dial 911 over the disappearance of a rented sectional. Reginald himself once came home to find his Le Creuset had been moved three inches to the left and he did not sleep for A WEEK, so the Court understands the sellers' trauma. But then — THEN — you paid two hundred American dollars for a letter explaining incompetence that was not even yours. This is not business expense, this is EXTORTION wearing business casual. The fact that these sellers now dine out on this story at neighborhood gatherings while you presumably pace your kitchen wondering if the staging company will strike again is a form of cosmic justice The Court did not order but will accept. Per the landmark decision in IKEA v. Emotional Stability (2019), all parties who introduce temporary furniture into permanent transactions do so at their own peril. The bailiff will now vacuum near your feet as a warning.