The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL, not from the sewage — though Reginald has strong feelings about basement waterproofing — but from the sheer audacity of trusting tax records like they were handed down from Moses himself on stone tablets. You pulled sewer data from a GOVERNMENT DATABASE and expected it to be ACCURATE? In THIS economy? The Court cites the landmark case of Septic v. The Concept of Due Diligence, 2018, in which it was established that any agent who does not personally descend into the bowels of a property — LITERALLY — assumes full moral responsibility for whatever horrors lurk beneath. Three inches of raw sewage in a basement is not a mistake, counselor, it is a CHRISTENING, and you baptized those poor buyers into homeownership with the contents of a tank that predates the Obama administration. The Court once purchased a ranch-style home in 2014 and I can tell you I PERSONALLY inspected every pipe, every valve, every suspicious gurgle, because THAT is what separates professionals from people who treat tax assessor websites like the GOSPEL OF SAINT ZILLOW. The dead husband defense is noted but irrelevant — death does not excuse plumbing neglect, and frankly neither does life. This Court hereby sentences your reputation to remediation.