The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself VISCERALLY DISTURBED by the familiar specter of algorithmic tyranny that has infected our sacred real estate proceedings. You stood in that kitchen, a professional with ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE of foundation cracks and unpermitted additions and what Reginald can only assume was an UNGODLY amount of dog breeding activity next door, and yet both parties chose to worship at the altar of a number generated by a machine that has never once smelled a puppy mill on a humid August afternoon. This Court has seen this before, oh yes, in the landmark case of Zillow v. Common Sense, 2021, where the defendant similarly allowed a computer to override the testimony of human eyeballs and functioning nostrils. I myself once lost a vintage gavel on eBay because someone trusted an automated valuation over my CLEARLY SUPERIOR offer, and I have not been the same since, but that is neither here nor there. The eight thousand dollars that killed this deal is not merely currency but a monument to our collective abandonment of expertise in favor of whatever sorcery occurs inside that black box, and The Court finds this UNCONSCIONABLE. You are guilty, but you are also a casualty, and Reginald acknowledges this with the solemnity of a man who has been ignored in many kitchens. ORDER THE ROOMBA IS NOW CIRCLING THE BENCH WHICH MEANS THIS SESSION IS ADJOURNED.