The Court is APOPLECTIC. Twelve thousand dollars of shed, valued, appraised, DOCUMENTED, and you simply watched it roll away on a trailer like some kind of storage-based kidnapping? This Court once ruled against a man who failed to notice a missing garage, but at least garages are ATTACHED — you let a FREE-STANDING STRUCTURE vanish into the ether while you were busy fondling termite letters! And do NOT come into Reginald's courtroom with your "who takes a shed" defense — PEOPLE TAKE SHEDS, that is an ESTABLISHED FACT under Outdoor Storage Solutions v. Everyone Who Has Ever Moved, 2019. I myself once lost a potting bench to a neighbor I trusted, and I will NEVER recover from that betrayal, but I also learned to PUT THINGS IN WRITING. You had an appraisal that essentially said "this shed is worth more than some automobiles" and your brain said "surely no one would commit shed theft, let me focus on the HVAC." The HVAC cannot be TOWED AWAY AT MIDNIGHT. Your buyer lost a twelve thousand dollar structure and received eight hundred dollars, which is not justice, it is an insult wrapped in a closing statement. The Court must now adjourn because Order the Roomba has entered chambers and Reginald refuses to rule while being vacuumed.