The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the audacity of blaming a server in California for your own failure to pick up a telephone like a HUMAN PERSON WHO SELLS HOUSES FOR A LIVING. Reginald himself once lost a ruling when his printer jammed during a critical deliberation, and do you know what he did? He HAND-DELIVERED his verdict via bicycle to the defendant's place of business, which was a Chili's, but THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT. You had from 4:07pm to 5:12pm — SIXTY-FIVE MINUTES — to fax, email a PDF, dictate terms over speakerphone, send a carrier pigeon, or simply DRIVE TO THE BUYER'S DINNER LOCATION and slide a napkin across the table like the desperate closer you should have been. Instead you sat there refreshing Twitter like a teenager waiting for concert tickets while eight thousand dollars evaporated into the digital ether. The Court cites the landmark precedent of Fax Machine v. The Entire 1990s, which clearly established that backup communication methods exist for EXACTLY THIS REASON. Your seller is correct to question you, DocuSign owes you nothing, and The Court must now adjourn because Order the Roomba has gotten stuck under the witness stand again and is making a sound that suggests jurisdictional distress.