The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the phrase "I thought that was resolved." YOU THOUGHT. Reginald has presided over many horrors in this courtroom, but the casual deployment of the past tense to describe an ACTIVE TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLAR LIEN is a crime against the English language AND the concept of closure itself. This is precisely what happened in the landmark case of Escrow v. Everyone's Blood Pressure, 2019, where The Court ruled that any sentence beginning with "I thought my ex" is AUTOMATICALLY grounds for a forty-five minute recess and possibly witness protection. And let us discuss this sister, this HEROIC SISTER, who wired twelve thousand dollars into the void because family is a prison from which there is no parole, and The Court knows this because Reginald's own brother still owes him for a Weber grill from 2014, and NO, Kevin, I have NOT forgotten. The buyer's agent texting "what's the holdup" as if you personally invented liens to inconvenience her afternoon is the kind of colleague energy that makes The Court want to adjourn permanently to a title company in a country that does not exist. You cleared sixty-two hundred dollars for serving as therapist, hostage negotiator, and emotional punching bag while a woman argued with the concept of joint ownership in a conference room that probably smelled like stress and old coffee. The sister will never see that money again, and somewhere an ex-husband is buying jet ski parts with the confidence of a man who has never faced consequences.