The Court has reviewed this testimony and frankly Reginald needs a moment because THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME WITH A SELLER IN 2021 EXCEPT IT WAS A COLLECTION OF PORCELAIN CATS AND SHE CALLED IT A SIGN FROM HER MOTHER. You drove past that house like a real estate ghost, haunting your own listing, and when she finally surfaced from her grief cocoon she had the AUDACITY to ask for a junk removal referral as if you are some kind of emotional concierge service, which apparently you ARE because you sent her one. The Court cites the landmark case of In re: That One Seller Who Kept Saying Next Month, 2019, in which it was established that the phrase "maybe spring then" is legally equivalent to "I will waste eighteen months of your life and feel nothing." You lost forty thousand dollars in overage, six motivated buyers, and presumably several years off your life expectancy, and yet here you sit confessing as if YOU did something wrong when in fact you are the victim of a woman who weaponized a photograph. The Court finds that your only crime was caring too much in an industry that punishes such weakness, and also driving past that house twice daily which is EXACTLY the right amount of times, do not let anyone tell you otherwise. This case is closed and Reginald must now go sit in his car for twenty minutes.