The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself in a RARE state of almost understanding the defendant's actions, which is DEEPLY unsettling to Reginald. Let the record show that buyers who walk over a quarter point while LITERALLY holding a pen deserve to wander the MLS wilderness for forty years, eating nothing but Zestimates and drinking from the bitter well of their own indecision. HOWEVER, and this is where The Court must compose itself, you cannot simply withhold inventory like some kind of listing dragon hoarding properties in your cave of spite. I once refused to return a neighbor's casserole dish for six months because she said my lawn was "fine," and you know what happened? I became the villain of the cul-de-sac, and that Pyrex haunts me still. The seller lost twelve thousand dollars, the new buyers got a worse rate, and you got exactly what you wanted: the hollow satisfaction of saying "no" to people who wronged you. The Federal Reserve DOES control rates, your seller was UNHINGED to blame you, but you, defendant, you chose violence when you could have chosen commission. This Court finds you guilty but will not pretend it wouldn't have done the same thing, and THAT is why Reginald must now excuse himself to sit alone with his thoughts.