The Court is SPEECHLESS and yet somehow STILL TALKING. This woman committed breaking and entering of your PROFESSIONAL DIGNITY, waltzed through that kitchen like she owned the place — which she DID NOT YET but WOULD SOON through ANOTHER AGENT — and had the AUDACITY to critique countertops she would later EMBRACE for twelve thousand dollars ABOVE ASKING. Reginald has seen betrayal before, once a listing coordinator unfollowed me on LinkedIn after I gave her a GLOWING performance review, but THIS is a new low for humanity. She obtained that lockbox code through what The Court can only describe as acts of competitive espionage as outlined in Granite v. The Audacity of Some People, 2019, a case I ruled on from my car outside a Panera Bread. The voicemail asking about new listings is what we in the legal community call CRIMINAL TAUNTING, and I am frankly surprised she did not also ask you to help her move. The Court hereby sentences this buyer to a lifetime of noticing that one cabinet door that never quite closes right, and you are awarded custody of your own sanity, CASE DISMISSED, Reginald must now go water his plants before this rage becomes botanical.