The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly Reginald needs a moment because THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME WITH A BUYER IN 2017 EXCEPT IT WAS THIRTY-ONE HOUSES AND HE EVENTUALLY MOVED TO TAMPA. Twenty-three showings over eight months and this man pulls out over an eighty dollar drain repair — EIGHTY DOLLARS — which is less than what The Court spends monthly on gavel polish, and yes there is such a thing and yes it is necessary. You enabled this behavior, counselor, you kept showing up every Saturday like some kind of real estate golden retriever who never learned that the hand reaching toward you might not have a treat. The Maple Street property — and The Court knows you changed the name but Reginald SEES you — had a new roof, a finished basement, and a seller who accepted in four hours, which in this market is essentially a MIRACLE wrapped in granite countertops, and your client said no because of NEIGHBORHOOD VIBES he had previously endorsed for THREE MONTHS. This Court finds you guilty not of showing houses but of allowing yourself to become an unpaid chauffeur, therapist, and architectural tour guide for a man whose commitment issues belong on a different kind of couch entirely. The text about his rent increase is not your burden and The Court hereby orders you to delete his number, block his Zillow account if such a thing is possible, and never again confuse activity with progress. Reginald must now adjourn to scream into a throw pillow about the Tampa incident.