The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself in a STATE OF COMPLETE JUDICIAL BEWILDERMENT. You had a perfectly good transaction, a willing buyer, a motivated seller, and a Zestimate that was doing exactly what Zestimatics do best, which is generate numbers that feel true without the burden of being true, and you RUINED IT with MATHEMATICS. Reginald once lost a client because he suggested their sunroom faced north, so The Court understands your pain, but understanding does not equal APPROVAL. You showed them COMPS? You pulled ACTUAL DATA? In this economy? The Court cites the landmark case of Zillow v. Common Sense, 2021, in which it was established that algorithmic confidence is legally indistinguishable from fact in seventeen states and most of Florida. Your crime is not fraud, your crime is COMPETENCE IN A MARKET THAT ACTIVELY PUNISHES IT, and for that you must live with the knowledge that somewhere right now, another agent is cashing that commission while spelling fiduciary wrong in a text message. The Court must now adjourn because Order the Roomba has wedged itself under the witness stand again and Reginald can hear it screaming.