The Court has reviewed this harrowing testimony and frankly Reginald needs a moment because this has triggered memories of my own 2017 printer incident that we do NOT discuss in this courtroom. You drove to someone's HOUSE because their laptop predates the Obama administration and you thought THIS was the solution? That laptop should be in a MUSEUM, not processing legal documents, and yet here you are, a grown professional, watching a man click REJECT like he's swatting a fly off his screen while your commission evaporates into the ether like dignity at a timeshare presentation. The Court finds it DEEPLY suspicious that you claim to not work Sundays yet somehow worked Sunday, which suggests either perjury or a complete collapse of personal boundaries that frankly mirrors my own situation with The Council. I once presided over a case where a fax machine was held in contempt for similar delays, and per the landmark ruling in DocuSign v. That Guy's 2009 Dell, 2022, the technology is NEVER at fault when human stubbornness is present. You cleared twenty-eight hundred dollars for what amounts to a two-week hostage negotiation with PDF files, and the Court calculates your effective hourly wage at roughly the cost of a mid-tier breakfast burrito. Reginald must now adjourn to yell at his own printer, which has been acting suspicious lately.