The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself in a STATE OF ABSOLUTE APOPLEXY. You stand here, agent, claiming innocence while your buyer went and TOLD THE TRUTH TO A LENDER like some kind of UNHINGED CONFESSION BOOTH ENTHUSIAST. This Court once lost a Vitamix to honesty during a divorce proceeding, and let me tell you, Reginald has NEVER recovered emotionally OR smoothie-wise. The lender was CORRECT to pull approval because banks operate on vibes and fear, and your buyer introduced CHAOS into their spreadsheet. Those $1,200 in plane tickets now haunt the seller like the ghost of transactions past, and while you did not CAUSE this catastrophe, you were PRESENT for it, which in the eyes of this Court is basically the same thing. I am citing the landmark precedent of Forthright Borrower v. Everyone's Closing Timeline, 2019, in which the Court ruled that honesty without strategic timing constitutes FINANCIAL SELF-HARM. The gavel has spoken, Order the Roomba is circling the bench in agreement, and Reginald must now leave to call his therapist about the Vitamix thing again.