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The Docket
496 confessions on record
| Date | 🥇 Gold Gavel Winner | 🥈 Distinguished Incompetence | 🥉 Unremarkable Mediocrity | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| May 2, 2026 |
Poultry-Induced Transaction Collapse
7.4/10 · The Listing That Wouldn't Die
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Fence Defense Nonsense
6.9/10 · HOA Horror
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Phantom Yellow Enablement
6.4/10 · Seller Who Kept Changing Things
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| May 1, 2026 |
Willful Slope Blindness
7.4/10 · Post-Close Catastrophe
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Viral Velocity Casualty
6.9/10 · Social Media Backfire
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Boundary Negligence With Smug Witness
5.7/10 · Neighbor Sabotage
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| Apr 30, 2026 |
Typo Terror Twelve
8.7/10 · Tech Meltdown
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Crack Witnessed, Mouth Sealed
7.4/10 · Inspection Nightmare
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Wire Fraud Purgatory
6.9/10 · Open House Horror
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| Apr 29, 2026 |
Uncle Of No Authority
7.4/10 · Broker Drama
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Furniture For Foundation Fraud
6.9/10 · Client From Hell
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CATASTROPHIC BASEMENT FAILURE
6.4/10 · Showing Gone Wrong
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| Apr 28, 2026 |
ZESTIMATE Stockholm SYNDROME
6.8/10 · Zillow Estimate War
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Fictional Math Warfare
6.3/10 · Lowball Offer
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Terminal Buffer Betrayal
5.8/10 · Tech Meltdown
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| Apr 27, 2026 |
Silence of the Lambs
7.4/10 · Guru or Coach Nonsense
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Neighbor Warfare Negligence
6.9/10 · Neighbor Sabotage
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Septic Perjury Most Foul
6.4/10 · Inspection Nightmare
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| Apr 25, 2026 |
Catastrophic Feline Containment Failure
7.4/10 · Staging Disaster
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Portal Capitulation Syndrome
5.7/10 · Tech Meltdown
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Ambushed By Plumbing Truth
5.2/10 · Open House Horror
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| Apr 23, 2026 |
The Phantom Holiday
7.4/10 · The Listing That Wouldn't Die
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Page Two Denier
6.9/10 · Lowball Offer
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Ohioan Dignity Violation
6.4/10 · Commission Catastrophe
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| Apr 22, 2026 |
Sawdust and Delusion
7.4/10 · Seller Who Kept Changing Things
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Lazy Knee Defense
6.4/10 · Broker Drama
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Appraisal Trauma Syndrome
5.9/10 · Appraisal Disaster
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| Apr 21, 2026 |
Bucket of Betrayal
7.4/10 · Post-Close Catastrophe
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VIRAL NECROMANCY BACKFIRE
6.8/10 · Social Media Backfire
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PREMEDITATED MASTIFF WARFARE
6.3/10 · Open House Horror
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| Apr 20, 2026 |
Wobble Denier
6.4/10 · Showing Gone Wrong
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Coached Into Chaos
5.9/10 · Guru or Coach Nonsense
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Septic Ambush Bystander
5.4/10 · Neighbor Sabotage
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| Apr 18, 2026 |
Jacuzzi Grief Protocol Failure
7.4/10 · Open House Horror
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Paralyzed At The Gate
6.4/10 · Broker Drama
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Appraisal Anxiety Avoidance
5.9/10 · Client From Hell
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| Apr 17, 2026 |
Charitable Self-Destruction
7.4/10 · Appraisal Disaster
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Inkjet Ignorance
6.9/10 · Neighbor Sabotage
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Voicemail Homicide
6.4/10 · Post-Close Catastrophe
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| Apr 16, 2026 |
Fleece of Fraud
6.8/10 · Open House Horror
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Rate Hike Roulette
6.3/10 · Market Whiplash
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Fastener Persecution
5.8/10 · Appraisal Disaster
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| Apr 15, 2026 |
The Inside Job
8.7/10 · Other Agent Was the Problem
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Wrongfully Soggy
3.2/10 · Post-Close Catastrophe
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Death By Linda
2.7/10 · Social Media Backfire
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| Apr 14, 2026 |
Accidental Home Invasion
7.8/10 · Wrong Address
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Heels and Hefty Bags
6.4/10 · Real Estate School vs. Reality
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Feline Litter Box Fraud
5.9/10 · Staging Disaster
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| Apr 13, 2026 |
GESTATIONAL DISCLOSURE FAILURE
6.8/10 · Deal That Exploded
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Sink or Swim Failure
6.3/10 · Post-Close Catastrophe
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Fence-Adjacent Betrayal
5.8/10 · Market Whiplash
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| Apr 11, 2026 |
Unauthorized Witness To Chaos
7.4/10 · Real Estate School vs. Reality
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Ambushed By Truth Beer
3.7/10 · New Agent Baptism by Fire
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Sans-Serif Catastrophe
3.2/10 · Wrong Address
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| Apr 10, 2026 |
Mailbox Litigation Syndrome
7.4/10 · The Listing That Wouldn't Die
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Premature Proclamation Catastrophe
6.9/10 · Social Media Backfire
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Lavatory Larceny
6.4/10 · Open House Horror
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| Apr 9, 2026 |
Forum Husband Syndrome
7.8/10 · Broker Drama
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Accidental Exhibit A
6.8/10 · Social Media Backfire
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Nocturnal Tranquility Trauma
6.3/10 · Post-Close Catastrophe
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| Apr 8, 2026 |
Interstate Wire Wilderness
7.4/10 · Real Estate School vs. Reality
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Knob And Tube Cope
6.4/10 · Inspection Nightmare
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Accidental Heist
5.9/10 · Lowball Offer
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| Apr 7, 2026 |
Maternal Nasal Negligence
7.4/10 · Open House Horror
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Abundance Malpractice
6.8/10 · Guru or Coach Nonsense
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Baptism By Basement
4.7/10 · New Agent Baptism by Fire
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| Apr 6, 2026 |
Weaponized Patience
6.7/10 · The Buyer Who Never Bought
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Quarter-Inch Catastrophe
6.2/10 · HOA Horror
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Toilet Inspector Panic
5.7/10 · Open House Horror
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| Apr 4, 2026 |
Hydraulic Hostage Crisis
6.8/10 · Post-Close Catastrophe
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Daughter Knows Best Disorder
6.3/10 · Seller Who Kept Changing Things
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Neighborly Menace Enabler
5.8/10 · Neighbor Sabotage
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| Apr 3, 2026 |
Felony Fish Grief
7.4/10 · Open House Horror
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Botanical Negligence
6.4/10 · Staging Disaster
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Faucet of Folly
5.8/10 · Seller Who Kept Changing Things
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| Apr 2, 2026 |
PODCASTER WITHOUT PORTFOLIO
8.7/10 · The Buyer Who Never Bought
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Felt Pad Fraud
6.4/10 · Staging Disaster
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Premeditated Lowball Affection
5.9/10 · Lowball Offer
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| Apr 1, 2026 |
Walleye Ambush Enabling
6.8/10 · Showing Gone Wrong
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VENDETTA BY CERTIFIED MAIL
6.3/10 · Neighbor Sabotage
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Attic Ignorance Syndrome
5.8/10 · The Listing That Wouldn't Die
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| Mar 31, 2026 |
Bubbling Betrayal
7.4/10 · Seller Who Kept Changing Things
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Sun Tzu Got Served
3.2/10 · Market Whiplash
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Heroism Most Unnecessary
2.4/10 · Deal That Exploded
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| Mar 30, 2026 |
Zestimate Stockholm Syndrome
7.4/10 · Zillow Estimate War
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Heirloom Fraud Most Foul
6.8/10 · Seller Who Kept Changing Things
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Child Witness Catastrophe
6.3/10 · Deal That Exploded
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| Mar 29, 2026 |
Spouse In The Shadows
7.4/10 · Deal That Exploded
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Lien On Me
6.4/10 · Market Whiplash
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Wrong House Romance
5.9/10 · Wrong Address
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| Mar 28, 2026 |
Legitimized Tomfoolery
6.4/10 · Lowball Offer
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Phantom Kitchen Conspiracy
5.9/10 · Deal That Exploded
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Screenshot or Perish
5.4/10 · Tech Meltdown
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| Mar 27, 2026 |
Algorithmic Capitulation
6.8/10 · Zillow Estimate War
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Deadline Theater Fraud
6.3/10 · Other Agent Was the Problem
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Fat Finger Fiasco
5.8/10 · Commission Catastrophe
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| Mar 26, 2026 |
Domestic Chaos Escrow
8.7/10 · Deal That Exploded
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Rate Chase Disgrace
6.4/10 · Market Whiplash
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Delusional Arithmetic Syndrome
3.7/10 · Lowball Offer
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| Mar 25, 2026 |
Postal Emotional Abandonment
7.4/10 · Deal That Exploded
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Podcast Prophet Ponzi
6.9/10 · Guru or Coach Nonsense
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Voluntary Dignity Foreclosure
6.4/10 · Client From Hell
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| Mar 24, 2026 |
Font-Based Sabotage
7.4/10 · Seller Meltdown
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Neighborly Menace Adjacent
6.9/10 · HOA Horror
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Arson By Spreadsheet
6.4/10 · Appraisal Disaster
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| Mar 23, 2026 |
Guru-Funded Humiliation
6.8/10 · Guru or Coach Nonsense
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Digital Helplessness Syndrome
6.3/10 · Tech Meltdown
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Couch Catastrophe Enabler
5.8/10 · Staging Disaster
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| Mar 22, 2026 |
Helvetica Would Have Closed
7.4/10 · Client From Hell
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Spreadsheet of Sorrows
6.9/10 · The Buyer Who Never Bought
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Authorized Cat Burglar
6.4/10 · New Agent Baptism by Fire
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| Mar 21, 2026 |
Sisterly Sabotage
8.4/10 · Other Agent Was the Problem
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Wiener Adjacent Casualty
7.4/10 · Deal That Exploded
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VICTIM OF THO
2.1/10 · The Buyer Who Never Bought
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| Mar 20, 2026 |
Familial Circus Maximus
7.8/10 · Seller Meltdown
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Algorithmic Surrender Syndrome
7.3/10 · Zillow Estimate War
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Tulip Terrorist Victory
6.8/10 · Neighbor Sabotage
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| Mar 19, 2026 |
Reel Crime, Real Consequences
6.8/10 · Social Media Backfire
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Chronic Revision Syndrome
6.3/10 · Seller Who Kept Changing Things
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Neighborly Negligence
5.8/10 · Neighbor Sabotage
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| Mar 18, 2026 |
Structural Betrayal
7.8/10 · Inspection Nightmare
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Suburban Warfare Deserter
7.3/10 · Neighbor Sabotage
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Couch Collapse Catastrophe
6.8/10 · Staging Disaster
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| Mar 17, 2026 |
Caffeine-Motivated Defection
6.7/10 · Broker Drama
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Raccoon Reckoning
6.2/10 · Open House Horror
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Driveway Purgatory Survivor
5.7/10 · Showing Gone Wrong
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| Mar 16, 2026 |
Sectional Betrayal Accomplice
6.4/10 · Showing Gone Wrong
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CONTRACTUAL SELF-SABOTAGE
5.9/10 · Commission Catastrophe
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Collateral Comp Damage
2.3/10 · Appraisal Disaster
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